Lunch time...

What to eat...?

Can't do beef... Mad cow, can't afford steak for lunch, silly!!
Can't do fish... I'll pass with any fried fish, nor raw fish. They are just too greasy or too fishy! So much for fish.
Can't do chicken... bird flu, plus hate those white meat cafe have.
Can't do pork... Just plain dislike of any american way of cooking pork. That's what our cafeteria got!
Can't do eggs... Salmonella, I am just so torn with those runny egg york hard boil eggs soon after I learn about Salmonella

So, what's left!!!